Alcohol

I can make anybody pretty
 I can make you believe any lie
 I can make you pick a fight with somebody twice your size
 Well, I've been known to cause a few break-ups
 An' I've been known to cause a few births
 Well, I can make you new friends, or get you fired from work
 
 And since the day I left Milwaukee
 Lynchburg an' Bordeaux, France
 Been making the bars lots of big money
 An' helpin' white people dance
 I got you in trouble in High School
 But College, now that was a ball
 You had some of the best times you'll never remember with me
 Alcohol, alcohol
 I got blamed at your wedding reception
 For your best man's embarrassing speech
 And also for those naked pictures of you at the beach
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 I've influenced Kings and world leaders
 I helped Hemingway write like he did
 And I'll bet you a drink or two, that I can make you put that lampshade on your head
 'Cause since the day I left Milwaukee
 Lynchburg and Bordeaux, France
 I been making a fool out of folks just like you
 An' helping white people dance
 I am medicine and I am poison
 I can help you up or make you fall
 You had some of the best times you'll never remember with me
 Alcohol, alcohol
 Yeah, since the day I left Milwaukee
 Lynchburg an' Bordeaux, France
 Been making the bars lots of big money (helpin' white people dance)
 Yeah, I got you in trouble in High School
 But College, now that was a ball
 You had some of the best times you'll never remember with me
 Alcohol, alcohol
 
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