What's a Telephone Bill?

Hello baby
 Yes, it's your friendly phone fanatic again
 Oh yeah I'm loaded
 With verbal rap ability, baby
 You know you inspire me to poetry
 So listen while I recite naughty nothings
 That'll wet your eardrums
 I'd like to, I'd like to, I'd like to
 Yeah yeah yeah
 Oh, can I make sweet love to you baby?
 What I'd like to do would be good to you
 And if you hang up on me now, I'll be through
 I'm just living and loving, waiting for the moment
 When you got time to kill
 And if I can't your love, then
 What's a telephone bill?
 According to way the way you make me feel
 I guess you'd call it obscene phone call
 I'm not a storyteller though baby
 I'd rather be with you, me to me
 Oh, a sort of physical love, like, bubba
 Oh, you're the sweetest fantasy I know
 YOU
 Excuse me if I seem obscene to you
 I'm being real and that seems the thing to do
 I'm just living and loving, waiting for the moment
 When you got time to kill
 And if I can't get your love, then
 What's a telephone bill?
 Oh baby, uh, just wanna hang on
 I'd like to, I'd like to, I'd like to yeah yeah yeah
 I'd like to make sweet love to you
 Oh no, not that baby
 I wanna be real with you
 Let me just breathe in your ear hole baby
 (Ohhhh ohhhh)
 Don't fake me out
 I love you baby
 (I'd like to make sweet love to you)
 Let me see if I can hit that note again
 I love you baby
 (Ohhh ohhh doo doo doo doo doo doo doo)
 (I'd like to make sweet love to you)
 Can you just explain to me what key are you in, baby?
 I'd like to get real funk-kay
 (I'd like to make sweet love to you)
 I'm just living and loving waiting for the moment
 When you got time to kill
 And if I can't get your love, then
 What's a telephone bill?
 I'm just living and loving waiting for the moment
 When you got time to kill
 And if I can't get your love, then
 What's a telephone bill?
 I'm just living and loving waiting for the moment
 When you got time to kill
 And if I can't get your love, then
 What's a telephone bill?
 Oh, oh
 I'd like to make sweet love to you
 Maybe I'll manicure your toenails
 And uh, make sweet love to you baby!
 Rub my body with yours
 Wait a minute operator, I'm not talking to you!