Blueberry Jam

When life is tough and very scary
 My wife and I, we chomp a blueberry
 When hardship comes, well we don't tarry
 We rush to the fields and pick some blueberry
 When future days are hot and hairy
 When Christmas threatens to not be merry
 When weighted down with more'n we can carry
 We drop everything and eat a blueberry
 When the liquor cabinet's out of sherry
 And no-one can answer my eternal query
 And I can't reach my dear aunt Teri
 I know I can savor a juicy blueberry
 When world leaders acts like Moe, Curly and Larry
 And even the Buddhists get leery and wary
 And there's too much falling to dodge and to parry
 Why not relax and try a blueberry?
 When the hatchet you threw in the hole won't stay buried
 And the world feels like a mortuary
 And everyone's creamer's gone
 Non-dairy
 When the rivers flood at Harpers Ferry
 Wife asks "ready?" and you scream "very!"
 Wouldn't waste no time
 I'll eat your blueberries and you eat mine
 We'll be fine!