Another Day Full Of Dread

I like to have a good time
 any of my friends will tell you
 but when you confront me with stupidity
 I'm doubly angry at you
 and I say: nip! nap! it's all a trap
 bo! bis! and so was this
 whoa! whoa! to haiti go,
 and watch it all come down
 ding! dong! a silly song
 sure do say something's wrong
 smile awhile, forget the bile
 and watch it all come down
 so I become more lively
 to bury all of the ugly
 whole persons sometimes
 must be them bodies buried
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 and I toe the water
 and an urchin poke me
 an' I must be godfather
 to anyone who'll have me
 today was another day full of dread
 but I never said I was afraid
 dread and fear should not be confused
 by dread I'm inspired, by fear I'm amused
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