99 Problems BC - Rock Mix

If you're having girl problems I feel bad for you, son
 I got 99 problems and the bitch ain't one
 Hit me!
 99 problems and the bitch ain't one!
 If you're having girl problems I feel bad for you son
 I got 99 problems and the bitch ain't one
 Hit me!
 99 problems and the bitch ain't one!
 I got a hoe from the East, I got a hoe from the West
 Got a hoe who likes to jerk it off and rob it in a chest
 I got a bitch from the North, I got a bitch from the South
 I got a bitch who like to suck it long and hold it in her mouth
 I got a bitch with air, a bitch with none
 A bitch with a knife, a bitch with a gun
 A bitch with an ass big as a TV set
 And theres a bitch over there,
 Hey, the one Im gonna get or maybe not!
 She might not like me, though
 No sweat to a vet, I rock her sister, though.
 Or I rock the whole damn heard
 Fuck them all and leave them on a curb.
 I got a bitch with a mink, who likes a fat gold ling,
 Who likes to fuck me with an ass upon the kitchen sink.
 I got a bitch with tits, a bitch with ass
 A bitch with none, but hey, I give her a pass, and I love them all!
 I love them crazily, and they love me back
 Thats why they stay with me!
 If you're having girl problems I feel bad for you, son
 I got 99 problems and the bitch ain't one
 Hit me!
 99 problems and the bitch ain't one!
 If you're having girl problems I feel bad for you son
 I got 99 problems and the bitch ain't one
 Hit me!
 99 problems and the bitch ain't one!
 I got a bitch, this old, a bitch, this new
 A bitch who loves velvet and the colours blue.
 I got a bitch this fat, a bitch this built
 A bitch who all the titties give powder milk.
 I got a bitch whos funny, a bitch who aint
 A bitch who can sing, a bitch who cant
 I got a bitch who loves fucking on airplane
 I even got a bitch who have soul train.
 I got a bitch who owns rock top bands, long ends!
 I got a bitch whos broke as a plum
 But shes the most fun!
 I got a bitch who plays piano, a bitch who dont
 A bitch who dances naked, a bitch who wont
 A bitch whos short, a bitch whos tall
 A bitch who burns my phone and probably calls
 And I love them all, I love them crazily
 And they love me back, thats why they stay with me
 So if you're having girl problems I feel bad for you, son
 I got 99 problems and the bitch ain't one
 Hit me!
 99 problems and the bitch ain't one!
 If you're having girl problems I feel bad for you son
 I got 99 problems and the bitch ain't one
 Hit me!
 99 problems and the bitch ain't one!
 I got a bitch who loves the G
 Shell fuck you right after she fucks me.
 I got a bitch who loves boats
 I got a bitch who loves handcuffs and ropes.
 I got a bitch thats fast, a bitch whos slow
 A bitch thats a virgin, and a bitch thats a hoe.
 A bitch that lies, a bitch thats true,
 A bitch whos a man, because your bitch is too!
 I got a bitch this cool, a bitch this hot,
 A bitch who loves rap, a bitch who loves rock
 A bitch whos lost, and one who knows where is at
 She gets up on me and purrs like a cat.
 I got a bitch that runs, a bitch that walks
 A bitch she yells, a bitch she talks,
 A bitch this dirty, a bitch this mean
 A super fan bitch that I not to. me
 Then I love them all, I love them crazily
 And they love me back, thats why they stay with me
 So if you're having girl problems I feel bad for you, son
 I got 99 problems and the bitch ain't one
 Hit me!
 99 problems and the bitch ain't one!
 If you're having girl problems I feel bad for you son
 I got 99 problems and the bitch ain't one
 Hit me!
 99 problems and the bitch ain't one!