Too Fat Polka

Oh I don't want her
 You can have her
 She's too fat for me
 She's too fat for me
 She's too fat for me
 Oh I don't want her
 You can have her
 She's too fat for me
 She's too fat
 She's too fat
 She's too fat for me
 I get dizzy, I get numbo
 When I'm dancing
 With my jum, jum jumbo
 I don't want her
 You can have her
 She's too fat for me
 She's too fat for me
 She's too fat for me
 Oh I don't want her
 You can have her
 She's too fat for me
 She's too fat
 She's too fat
 She's too fat for me
 She's a twosome,
 She's a foursome
 If she'd lose some
 I would like her more some
 I don't want her
 You can have her
 She's too fat for me
 She's too fat for me
 She's too fat for me
 Oh I don't want her
 You can have her
 She's too fat for me
 She's too fat
 She's too fat
 She's too fat for me
 Can she prance up a hill?
 No, no, no, no, no
 Can she dance a quadrill?
 No, no, no, no, no
 Does she fit in my coupe?
 By herself she's a brute
 Could she possibly
 Sit upon my knee?
 No, no, no
 Oh I don't want her
 You can have her
 She's too fat for me
 She's too fat for me
 She's too fat for me
 Oh I don't want her
 You can have her
 She's too fat for me
 She's too fat
 Much too Fat
 She's too fat for me
 She's too fat
 Much too fat
 She's too fat for me