Hoochie Man

Hey baby
 Where you going with that short dress on you got
 See, don't, don't put that on baby
 You know that dress is much too short for you
 Uh, you gonna put it on, anyway?
 Well, when you put that on baby
 You look like a hoochie momma
 You see, my friend BB King, Tyrone Davie, Bobby Blue Bland
 Bill Milton, Johnny Taylor, and old Buddy Guy be winking at you
 Uh if you wanna put that on baby
 If you wanna be a hoochie momma
 Then I can be a hoochie man
 I gotta girl that I love so much
 But I think she think I'm outta touch
 We been together for such a long time
 I think she got a younger man on her mind
 She getting up in age trying to be young
 Going out with the young crowd, having fun
 Used to wear your dress down to your ankle
 Now you wear 'em so short you can see your twinkle
 But I ain't going fuss
 Ain't gonna raise no sand
 If you wanna be a hoochie momma
 Then I can be a hoochie man
 Uh huh I can be a hoochie man
 You go out every night
 Say your having fun, uh huh
 Sitting at the bar with your dress all up
 Almost see your rising sun
 If you can go out every night girl, I can go out too
 What's good for the goose girl, is good for the gander too
 Oh, I'm not gonna argue with you
 I won't raise no sand
 If you wanna be a hoochie momma
 I can be a hoochie man
 Uh huh I can be a hoochie man
 Gotcha hoochie momma dress on
 And nothing on underneath
 Got the hoochie momma hair do
 Got the hoochie shoes on your feet
 If that's the way you want to play the game girl
 Now here's the rule
 If you can be a hoochie momma
 I can be a hoochie man, too
 So I ain't going fuss
 Ain't gonna raise no sand
 If you wanna be a hoochie momma
 I can be a hoochie man
 Ah, yeah
 I can be a hoochie man
 I'm going downtown y'all
 Buy me a seer sucker suit
 Two hundred dollar hat
 Four hundred dollar pair of boot
 Going to the car lot
 Get me a long Cadillac
 Everybody tell me
 That's what the young girl like
 Gonna dye my hair
 So the girls can't see my gray
 I got some money in my pocket
 And you know I'm willing to pay
 Going to the jewelry store
 Buy me a diamond ring
 And everybody will know that I'm the real hoochie man
 I ain't going fuss
 Ain't gonna raise no sand
 If you wanna be a hoochie momma, then
 I can be a hoochie man
 Uh huh I can be a hoochie man
 I can be a hoochie man
 I said I can be a hoochie man
 If you wanna be a hoochie momma
 I tell y'all, I can be a hoochie man
 What you do to me, I'll do it to you
 What's good for the goose good for the gander too
 Tit-for-tat' I'll pay you back
 If you kick my dog, I'll kick your cat
 If you be a hoochie momma
 I'll be a hoochie man
 Hoochie momma?
 I'll be a hoochie man
 I'll be a hoochie man
 Hoochie man
 I can be a hoochie man
 I can be a hoochie man