On the Road Again - Take 7 Remake, Complete

Well, I wake up in the morning, there frogs inside my socks
 Your mama, she's hidin' inside the icebox
 Your daddy comes in wearin' a Napoleon Bonaparte mask
 And you ask why I don't live here
 Honey, how come you have to ask?
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 Well, I go to pet your monkey, I get a face full of claws
 I said, "Who's in the fireplace," and you tell me Santa Claus
 The milkman comes in, he's wearing a derby hat
 And you ask why I don't live here
 Honey, how come you have to ask me that?
 I asked for somethin' to eat, I'm hungry as a hog
 So I get brown rice, seaweed and a dirty hot dog
 I've got a hole where my stomach disappeared
 Then you ask why I don't live here
 Honey, I gotta think you're really weird
 Your grandpa's cane, it turns into a sword
 Your grandma prays to pictures that are pasted on a board
 Everything inside my pockets your uncle steals
 And you ask why I don't live here
 Honey, I can't believe that you're for real
 There's fistfights in the kitchen, they're enough to make me cry
 Little mailman comes in, and he's got to take a side
 Even the butler, he's got something to prove
 Then you ask why I don't live here
 Honey, I could have ask you why you don't move?