On the Road Again

Well, I wake up in the morning, there's frogs inside my socks
 Your mama, she's hidin' inside the icebox
 Your daddy walks in wearin' a Napoleon Bonaparte mask
 Then you ask why I don't live here
 Honey, do you have to ask?
 Well, I go to pet your monkey, I get a face full of claws
 I ask that who's in the fireplace and you tell me, "Santa Claus"
 The milkman comes in, he's wearing a derby hat
 
 Then you ask why I don't live here
 Honey, how come you have to ask me that?
 Well, I ask for something to eat, I'm hungry as a hog
 So I get brown rice, seaweed and a dirty hot dog
 I got a hole where my stomach disappeared
 Then you ask why I don't live here
 Honey, I gotta think you're really weird
 Your grandpa's cane, it turns into a sword
 Your grandma prays to pictures that are pasted on a board
 Everything inside my pockets your uncle steals
 Then you ask why I don't live here
 Honey, I can't believe that you're for real
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 Well, there's fist fights in the kitchen
 They're enough to make me cry
 Then the mailman comes in, even he's gotta take a side
 Even the butler, he's got something to prove
 Then you ask why I don't live here
 Honey, how come you don't move?