Leopard-Skin Pill-Box Hat - Alternate Take

Well, I see you got your brand new leopard-skin pill-box hat
 Yes, I see you got your brand new leopard-skin pill-box hat
 Well, you must tell me, baby
 How your head feels under somethin' like that
 Under your brand new leopard-skin pill-box hat
 Well, you look so pretty in it, honey, can I jump on it sometime?
 Yes, I just wanna see if it's really that expensive kind
 You know it balances on your head
 Just like a mattress balances on a bottle of wine
 Your brand new leopard-skin pill-box hat
 Well, if you wanna see the sun rise, honey, I know where
 We'll go out and see it sometime, we'll both just sit there and stare
 Me with my belt wrapped around my head
 And you just sittin' there
 In your brand new leopard-skin pill-box hat
 Well, I asked the doctor if I could see you
 "It's bad for your health," he said, yes, I disobeyed his orders
 I came to see you but I found him there instead
 You know I don't mind him cheatin' on me
 But I sure wish he'd take that off his head
 Your brand new leopard-skin pill-box hat
 Well, I see you got a new boyfriend, you know, I never seen him before
 And I saw you makin' love with him, you forgot to close the garage door
 You might think he loves you for your money
 But I know what he really loves you for
 It's your brand new leopard-skin pill-box hat