Ram Rod Daddy

I'm a ramrodding daddy, I stays up on Main Street
 I'm a ramrodding daddy, I stays up on Main Street
 I keeps my gun loaded, for every good‑looking woman I meet
 I'm a ramrodding daddy, Lord my rod is long and slim
 I'm a ramrodding daddy, Lord my rod is long and slim
 And every time I load a gun for a woman, you know it's too tight Jim
 I'm a ramrodding daddy, I rams as I walk along
 I'm a ramrodding daddy, I rams as I walk along
 Every time I use my ramrod, I surely will win a home
 I want all you women, you better bear this in mind
 I want all you women, you better bear this in mind
 A good ramrodding daddy, these days is hard to find
 When I get to use my ramrod, I sure Lord take my time
 When I get to use my ramrod, I sure Lord take my time
 It ain't no other ramrodding daddy,
 can put his load below where I put mine