She's as Beautiful as a Foot

She's as beautiful as a foot
 She's as beautiful as a foot
 She heard someone say the other day
 Didn't believe it when he bit into her face
 Didn't believe it when he bit into her face
 It tasted just like a fallen arch
 
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 She's as beautiful as a foot
 She's as beautiful as a foot
 She heard someone say the other day
 Don't put your tongue on the bloody tooth mark place
 Don't put your tongue on the bloody tooth mark place
 Her face changing now, a Guernsey cow
 She's as beautiful, oh so beautiful, beautiful as a foot
 She's as beautiful, oh so beautiful, beautiful as a foot
 She's as beautiful, oh so beautiful, beautiful as a foot
 She's as beautiful, oh so beautiful, beautiful as a foot
 She heard someone say (she heard someone say)
 The other (day)