I Won't Be Home For Christmas

Outside the carolers start to sing
 I can't describe the joy they bring
 Cause joy is something they don't bring me
 My girlfriend is by my side
 From the roof are hanging sickles of ice
 Their whiny voices get irritating
 It's Christmas time again
 So I stand with a dead smile on my face
 Wondering how much of my time they'll waste
 Oh god I hate these Satan's helpers
 And then I guess I must've snaped
 Because I grabbed a baseball bat
 And made them all run for shelter
 It's Christmas time again
 It's time to be nice to the people you can't stand all year
 I'm growing tired of all this Christmas cheer
 You people scare me
 Please stay away from my home
 If you don't wanna get beat down
 Just leave the presents and then leave me alone.
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 Well I guess it's not cool to freak on Christmas Eve
 Cause the cops came and arrested me
 They had an unfair advantage
 And even though the jail didn't have a tree
 Christmas came a night early
 Causes a guy named Bubba unwrapped my package (hot damn)
 It's Christmas time again
 It's time to be nice to the people you can't stand all year
 I'm growing tired of all this Christmas cheer
 You people scare me
 Please stay away from my home
 If you don't wanna get beat down
 Just leave the presents and then leave me alone.
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 I won't be home
 I won't be home for Christmas
 I won't be home
 I won't be home for Christmas (please post my bail)
 I won't be home
 I won't be home for Christmas (please post my bail)
 I won't be home
 I won't be home for Christmas (please post my bail)
 I won't be home
 I won't be home for Christmas (please post my bail)