Razor Ball

Spoken: All right boys, let's talk about this razor ball
 Down at the razor ball even at the razor hall
 Sluefoot Mose and old cross-eyed Joe didn't go in at all
 They hung around outside, this is what they spied - what was it?
 A big crap game in the hall, started in to fight
 Joe got drunk, that wasn't all, went and turned out the lights
 And then Mike took Charlie, shot his automatic twin
 Charlie grabbed his gal, and he crawled?? cross ten
 Police came and pull the hall?? down at the razor ball
 I mean ball
 Down around the razor ball
 Doin the shimmy she wobble and shakin' your
 Quit the shimmy she wobble and quit shakin' your hips
 Down at the razor I mean ball
 Down around the razor ball
 Playin' baseball and football and don't get enough
 Playin' baseball and football, and struttin' his stuff
 Down at the razor I mean ball
 Down around the razor ball
 Play it a little bit now
 Put a little good stuff in it
 How you put that in there
 Go ahead, I'm gonna like a good drink of whiskey
 Play that thing again
 I heard another crap game was in the hall, started in to fight
 Joe got drunk, that wasn't all, went in and turned out the lights
 Mighty big chief shot his automatic twin
 The high sheriff took the couple and double crossed him
 Rest of 'em came and got the crowd from down at the razor ball
 I mean
 Down around the razor ball, shootin' craps
 Down around the razor ball, playing cards
 Down around the razor ball, they was gamblin'
 Down around the razor ball, cuttin' on the corner
 Down around the razor ball
 Put a little good stuff there now
 I know you like it like that, Two Bits
 'Cause I'm crazy about it myself, hit it now
 I know you crazy about it
 Talkin' about the razor ball, I mean
 Screamin' 'bout the razor ball
 Now there's another crap game was in the hall, started in to fight
 Joe got drunk, that wasn't all, went and turned out the lights
 Put the/your lights out Kelly/Callie 'cause fightin's my game
 Put me head of the list and don't forget to call my name
 Police came and got the crowd
 Down at the razor ball, drinkin' gin
 Down around the razor ball, don't mean football
 But down around the razor hall, neither basketball
 But down around the razor ball, neither golf ball
 But down around the razor ball
 Spoken: Spank it a little bit now
 I mean that razor ball, where I found you
 Down around the razor ball, where they made love
 Down around the razor ball, where I left you
 Play it now