Some Beach

Drivin' down the interstate
 Runnin' 30 minutes late
 Singin' 'Margaritaville' and mindin' my own
 Some foreign car drivin' dude
 With a road rage attitude
 Pulled up beside me talkin' on his cell phone
 He started yellin' at me
 Like I did something wrong
 He flipped me the bird
 And then he was gone
 Some beach somewhere
 There's a big umbrella
 Casting shade over an empty chair
 Palm trees are growin', and warm breeze is blowin'
 I picture myself right there
 On some beach, somewhere
 I circled the parkin' lot
 Tryin' to find a spot
 Just big enough
 I could park my ol' truck
 A man with a big cigar
 Was gettin' into his car
 I stopped and I waited for him to back up
 But from out of nowhere a Mercedez Benz
 Came cruisin' up, and whipped right in
 Some beach, somewhere
 There's nowhere to go
 When you've got all day to get there
 There's cold Margaritas
 And hot senoritas
 Smilin' with long dark hair
 On some beach, somewhere
 Well, I sat in that waitin' room
 Seemed like all afternoon
 The nurse finally said the doc's ready for you
 You're not gonna feel a thing
 We'll give you some novocaine
 That tooth will be fine in a minute or two
 But he stuck that needle down deep in my gum
 And he started drillin' before I was numb
 Some beach, somewhere
 There a beautiful sunset burnin' up the atmosphere
 There's music and dancin' and lovers romancin'
 In the salty evenin' air
 On some beach, somewhere
 On some beach, somewhere