Yessireebob

Sittin' on the sofa
 Just watchin' TV
 Flippin' through the channels
 And what do I see?
 A swimsuit model
 On the Cozumel sand
 And some lucky guy
 With a towel in his hand
 Holdin' it up
 As she changes her suit
 Gettin' all the best shots
 At the photo shoot
 How do you get that job?
 That's what I want to know
 Wherever he went to school
 That's where I want to go
 Holdin' up that towel
 He's got it all figured out, yessireebob
 How hard could it be? That's the life for me
 How do you get that job?
 Well, there's doctors
 And lawyers with Ph.D.'s
 Who spend half their lives
 Just to get their degrees
 There's proball players
 We can all name
 Who spend every wakin' hour
 Tryin' to master their game
 Then there's the guy with no talent
 By the girl with no clothes
 On the beach
 By the ocean in Mexico
 How do you get that job?
 That's what I want to know
 Wherever he went to school
 That's where I want to go
 Holdin' up that towel
 He's got it all figured out, yessireebob
 How hard could it be? That's the life for me
 How do you get that job?
 How do you get that job?
 That's what I want to know
 Wherever he went to school
 That's where I want to go
 Holdin' up that towel
 He's got it all figured out, yessireebob
 How hard could it be? That's the life for me
 How do you get that job?
 Hey, that's the life for me, yessireebob
 How do you get that job?