No Woman

Five hours of football one afternoon
 Three nights of poker dragging in past two
 Four years of trying to make it last
 Even a fool could do the math
 No woman is gonna hang around
 For some man who can't figure it out
 Do the numbers, it all adds up to
 No woman, no woman for you
 One of seven boxes, one Uhall truck
 Three brawny men a'loading it up
 One thousand "I'm sorry's" ten minutes too late
 One fed up girl on the interstate
 No woman is gonna hang around
 For some man who can't figure it out
 Do the numbers, it all adds up to
 No woman, no woman for you
 [Instrumental Interlude]
 Congratulations Einstein
 Look at what you've done
 You've solved the equation
 For two minus one
 No woman is gonna hang around
 For some man who can't figure it out
 Do the numbers, it all adds up to
 No woman, no woman for you
 No woman, no woman for you