Big Legged Woman

I love the tip, and I love the top,
 I love you better than a hog loves slop
 'Cause you're a big legged woman, in a short short miniskirt
 Promise me darlin', you'll never make me feel like dirt
 She's like the vine,
 goes around the stump, you are mine, call me sugar lump
 'Cause you're a big-legged woman, in a short short miniskirt
 C'mon, promise me darlin, you'll never make me feel like dirt
 Ashes to ashes and dust to dust,
 you mess with my woman, I'm gonna hurt you first
 'Cause she's a big-legged woman, in a short short miniskirt
 Promise me darlin, you'll never make me feel like dirt
 I've told you once, I've told you twice,
 we go together, like fried beans and rice
 'Cause you're a big legged woman, in a short short short miniskirt
 Promise me darlin, you'll never make me feel like dirt