Pickin' Boogers (Best Of)

Now this may sound disgusting an' like very gross
 But it's sure to have your trippin'
 So y'all listen close
 It's not bright as the sun or sweet like sugar
 But it's rather on the bug tip and it's called Pickin' Boogers
 Now what I'm emceein' might not seem kosher to you
 But it's still somethin' we all have to do
 So go up your nose with a finger or two
 And pull out one or a crusty crew
 Yo, don't try to front like it's so gloomy and gray
 'Cause we all pick our boogers sometime every day
 Whether out in the open or on a sneak tip
 With a finger, tissue, or even a Q-Tip
 Take it from the Biz Markie because I'm jokin'
 And also, remember this slogan
 "Hey, ma, what's for dinner?
 Go up your nose and pick yourself a winner"
 Pickin' Boogers (x4)
 Let me tell you what happened on the train, man
 I was coolin' one say with my partner Kane
 Headed up to the Rooftop, ridin' the D train
 When the man sittin' next to me was so profane
 He'd stick his finger up his nose, then do a drain
 (You should 'a moved)
 I was just about, but al of a sudden, homeboy just pulled out
 a big green slimy nah I'm not neven gonna say it
 but it weighed a good pound if you tried to weigh it
 he sat there for a while with it in his hand
 so I tried to play cool and like ignore the man
 so I laid my head back to catch a quick a nap
 all of a sudden he plucked it dead in my lap
 now Kane sat there laughing like it was all a joke
 but a brother like BizMarkie had almost choked
 so I dug up my nose and pulled out about five
 and plucked every last one of them dead in his eye
 then the man jumped up and said "what's wrong with you"
 and wiped them off his face and said "I can't mess with you"
 like if I did something that was so full of shame
 but yo you got to know the name of the game
 Pickin' Boogers (x4)
 Hmmm...
 now let me take a trip down memory lane
 back in public school with my partner Kane
 when I was class clown, and he was my brother
 sittin' at the desk pluckin' boogers at each other
 never doin' work as we was supposed
 cause we was too busy diggin' up our nose
 and in the lunchroom you would talk about rude
 God forbid the person that'd leave his food
 no matter who you are we didn't give a damn
 we even put teachers down with the program
 whether if it was a woman or if you a man
 we put boogers on our fingers then shake ya hand
 catch anyone from anywhere
 but the best fun about it catchin' Kane out there
 especially when we playin' ball in the gym
 I put boogers on the basketball and pass it to him
 now we're grown up and things have changed
 but we still be playin' the pickin' boogers game
 just last night, when Kane was gettin' ready
 I slipped a little green one inside his spaghetti
 Pickin' Boogers (x4)
 Let me tell you what happened to me with this girl...
 one night at Latin Quarters I was standin' at ease
 I saw this gorgeous young lady that I wanted to skeez
 I didn't show enough that I really did want it
 So, no half steppin', I pushed up on it
 Pulled out the gold cable and I knocked her with phat
 had a spotlight beamin' on my BizMarck hat
 but when she stepped in the light and she got real close
 I saw a tiny weeny booger on the tip of her nose
 she was dressed real def and her body was hooked
 but that dried up booger just ruined her look
 I wanted to tell her about it but I couldn't be bold
 so I played if off and said "that's a cute green mole"
 I was hopin' from that she would wipe it away
 but she didn't do nothin' I guess she wanted it to stay
 I said before you get my number, I don't mean to diss you
 but write it in your hand because your gonna need the tissue