Captain Jack - Live at Sparks Saloon, Huntington, LI - July 1981

Saturday night and you're still hangin' around
 You're tired of livin' in your one horse town
 You'd like to find a little hole in the ground
 For a while
 Mmm-hmm
 So you go to the village in your tie-dye jeans
 And you stare at the junkies and the closet queens
 It's like some pornographic magazine
 And you smile
 Ooh-oh-ho
 'Cause Captain Jack will get you high tonight
 And take you to your special island
 Captain Jack will get you by tonight
 Just a little push and you'll be smilin', woah-ho-woah
 Oh, yeah, yeah
 Your sister's gone out, she's on a date
 And you just sit at home and masturbate
 Your phone is gonna ring soon, but you just can't wait
 For that call
 Ooh-oh-ho
 So you stand on the corner in your new English clothes
 And you look so polished from your hair down to your toes
 Ah, but still your fingers gonna pick your nose
 After all
 Ooh-oh-ho
 And Captain Jack will get you high tonight
 And take you to your special island
 Ah, Captain Jack will get you by tonight
 Just a little push and you'll be smilin', oh-ho-oh
 Oh yeah, yeah
 So you decide to take a holiday
 You got your tape deck and your brand new Chevrolet
 Ah, but there ain't no place to go anyway
 And what for
 Ooh-oh-ho
 And you've got everything but, ah, nothing's cool
 They just found your father in the swimming pool
 And you guess you won't be going back to school
 Anymore
 Ooh-oh-ho
 But Captain Jack can get you high tonight
 And take you to your special island
 On Captain Jack you can rely tonight
 Just a little push and you'll be smilin'
 Oh-woah-woah-oh
 Oh yeah, yeah
 So you play your albums and you smoke your pot
 And you meet your girlfriend in the parking lot
 Ah, but still you're aching for the things you haven't got
 What went wrong
 Ooh-oh-ho
 And if you can't understand why your world is so dead
 Why you've got to keep in style and feed your head
 Well, you're twenty-one and still your mother makes your bed
 And that's too long
 Ooh-oh-ho, woah, woah yeah
 Captain Jack will get you high tonight
 And take you to your special island
 Ah, Captain Jack will get you by tonight
 Just a little push and you'll be smilin'
 Well now, Captain Jack will get you high tonight
 And take you to your special island
 Ah, Captain Jack can make you die tonight
 Just a little push and you'll be smilin'
 Oh-ho
 Oh-ho-oh