That's What She Said Last Night

That's what she said last night
 That's what she said last night
 You're 'bout to get it alright, alright
 That's what she said last night
 I went down to Kinkos
 To get some faxin' done
 My ex-girlfriend works down there
 She was my number one
 She said, "Billy, I'm busy
 Why don't ya come around back?
 I'll clear the store and lock the doors
 We can fax all night"
 That's what she said last night
 That's what she said last night
 "We can fax all night, alright"
 That's what she said last night
 I got my other girlfriend
 Livin' in my house
 When I got home two days late
 She upped and chucked me out
 I went and bought her this groovin' watch
 To make things up with her
 She said, "Billy, I love a good groovin'"
 Then she begin to purr
 That's what she said last night
 That's what she said last night
 "I love a real good groovin', alright all night"
 That's what she said last night
 Oh, step on it
 I got a brand new cellphone
 AT&T
 It was a little bitty thing
 Just right for a country boy like me
 My girlfriend took a poke at the thing
 Then she threw it away
 She said, "Billy, I know you're attached to that thing
 But it's too small for me"
 That's what she said last night
 That's what she said last night
 "You're little thing's too small for me"
 That's what she said last night
 That's what she said last night
 That's what she said last night
 "You're 'bout to get it all night, alright"
 That's what she said last night
 I tell ya what, next time I buy a cell phone
 It's gonna be one of them big ol' good ones that vibrates
 Maybe she'll like that better, I don't know
 Some people, you just can't please 'em
 Gonna buy her own damn song, that's what I'll do
 That's what she said last night
 That's what she said last night
 "You're about to get it all night, alright"
 That's what she said last night
 It's terrible