The Snake Song

He swallowed a frog and hollered yum-yum
 He slid down the hillside and darted his tongue
 He entered the garden on this bright moonlight night
 Then he stopped in his tracks, it was love at first sight
 (he said) My skin is black, your skin is green
 You dwell in a garden, I live by a stream
 Although I'm short and stocky and you're long and lean
 I've got a crush on you
 Then he squeezed her tighter and tighter and tighter
 I've got a crush on you
 He said I'm a king snake, and you'll be my queen
 With a butler and serpents, and your own private stream
 And If you refuse me it would be such a shame
 'Cause I'm so tired of doing my own fang
 Then he squeezed her tighter
 To excite her and delight her
 Oh I've got a crush on you
 (and I'll be back tomorrow)
 Next day when he got there, a two-legged man
 Was holding sweet green thing in his big human hand
 A long jet of water shot out of her nose
 Oh king snake had fallen in love with a hose
 (he said) My skin is black, your skin is green
 You dwell in a garden, I live by a stream
 Although you're made of plastic, I think your fantastic!
 Oh, I've got a crush on you
 But i don't think it's going to work yeaaahh ooohh