party favor

Hey, leave a message
 Hey, call me back when ya get this
 Or when you've got a minute
 We really need to talk
 Wait, you know what? Maybe just forget it
 'Cause by the time you get this
 Your number might be blocked
 Stay and blah, blah, blah
 You just want what you can't have
 No way, I'll call the cops
 If you don't stop, I'll call your dad
 And I hate to do this to you on your birthday
 Happy birthday, by the way
 It's not you, it's me and all that other bullshit
 You know that's bullshit, don't you, babe?
 I'm not your party favor
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 Look, now I know we coulda done it better
 But we can't change the weather
 When the weather's come and gone
 Books don't make sense if you read 'em backwards
 You'll single out the wrong words
 Like you mishear all my songs
 You'll hear stay and blah, blah, blah
 You just want what you can't have
 No way, I'll call the cops
 If you don't stop, I'll call your dad
 And I hate to do this to you on your birthday
 Happy birthday, by the way
 It's not you, it's me and all that other bullshit
 You know that's bullshit, don't you, babe?
 I'm not your party favor