Secretary

It's very ordinary for the secretary
 To take a man away from his wife
 Girls, we make it necessary for the secretary
 To put a little joy in his life
 She takes the time to listen
 To what he has to say
 While all you do is nag him
 A thousand times a day
 Her hair is always pretty
 And her clothes are always stylish
 But you greet him with your hair in rollers
 And that's outdated and so childish
 Oh, it's very ordinary for the secretary
 To take a man away from his wife
 We make it necessary for the secretary
 To put a little joy in his life
 Are you there when he needs you?
 Are your favors less than cute?
 And when he tries to love you
 Do you find something else to do?
 Now the ordinary girl may not wear pearls
 Or diamonds on each hand
 Oh, but like the secretary, wooh
 She knows how to please her man
 Oh, it's not extraordinary for the secretary
 To take a man away from his wife
 You see, we make it necessary for the secretary
 To put a little joy in his life, hey, hey
 You see, life's a bowl of cherries
 For all the secretaries, hey, hey
 Oh, it's very ordinary, it's not extraordinary
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 Girls, don't be contrary or you'll make it necessary
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 Your life can be so merry just like the secretary
 Life's a bowl of cherries