Intermission: You're Moving out Today

I stayed out late one night and you moved in
 I didn't mind 'cause of the state you were in
 May I remind you that it's been a year since then?
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 Today the landlady, she said to me
 "Your lonely friend just made a pass at me
 Perhaps you might enjoy a cottage by the sea
 So pack your toys away
 Your pretty boys away
 Your forty-fives away
 Your alibis away
 Your silly lies away
 Your old tie-dyes away
 Your one more tries away
 You're moving out today
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 Your nasty habits aren't confined to bed
 The grocer told me what you do with bread
 Why don't you take up with the
 Baker's wife instead of me?
 Pack up your rubber duck
 I'd like to wish you luck
 Your funny cigarettes
 Your sixty-one cassettes
 Pack all your clothes away
 Your rubber hose away
 Your old day glows away
 You're movin' out today
 I hate to do it
 You gotta
 I hate to do it
 You gotta
 Hate to do it
 You gotta
 Hate to do it
 You gotta
 You gotta
 You gotta
 Pack up you dirty looks
 Your songs that have no hooks
 Your stacks of Modern Screen
 Your portrait of the queen
 Your mangy cat away
 Your baby fat away
 You're headed that away
 You're moving out today
 Pack up your fork and spoon
 But leave my Lorna Doones
 Your map of Mozambique
 Your water bed that leaks
 La la la la la la la la la
 La la la la la la la la
 The reason I'm singing la la is
 Because I'm so happy you're going
 Gosh, you've made me miserable
 I don't think I've ever been so unhappy
 As I've been this last year with you
 You are really a dirty, dirty guy
 Did anyone ever tell you that?
 Oh, uh, by the way, would you
 Uh, take off that coat you're wearing?
 That's my coat you're wearing
 Ah, yes, thank you, oh, goodbye
 Parting is such sweet sorrow