In These Shoes

Gentleman, Gentleman Please!
 Señor, Por Favor
 I once met a man with a sense of adventure
 He was dressed to trill
 Wherever he went he said
 "Let's make love on a mountain top
 Under the stars, on a big hard rock"
 I said, "In these shoes? What is this, the Peace Corps?"
 I said, "Honey, let's do it here"
 So we're sitting at a bar in Guadalajara
 In walks a guy with a faraway look in his eyes
 He says, "I got a powerful horse outside
 Climb on the back, I'll take you for a ride
 I know a little place
 We can get there 'fore the break of day"
 I said "In these shoes?
 No way Jose"
 I said "Honey, let's stay right here
 (Quick Instermental)
 No le guta caminar
 No puede montar a caballo
 Como se puede bailar
 Es un escandalo
 Then I met an Englishman
 "Oh," he said, "Are you American?"
 "Won't you walk up and down on my spine
 It makes me feel strangely alive"
 I said, "In these shoes?
 Oh, I doubt you'd survive"
 I said, "Honey, let's do it"
 (Quick Instermental)
 No le gusta caminar
 No puede montar a caballo
 Como se puede bailar
 Es un escandalo
 (End of Song)