If Momma Was Married

Louise
 I wish Momma would marry a plain man so we could all be together...
 If Momma was married
 We'd live in a house
 As private as private can be
 Just Momma, three ducks, five canaries,
 A mouse, two monkeys, one father, six turtles
 And me...
 If Momma was married
 June
 If Momma was married
 I'd jump in the air
 And give all my toe shoes to you
 I'd get all those hair ribbons
 Out of my hair
 And once and for all
 I'd get Momma out too...
 If Momma was married
 Louise
 momma grt ot your white dress
 You've done it before
 June
 Without much success!
 Both
 Momma, God speed and God bless
 We're not keeping score
 What's one more or less
 Oh, Momma, say: yes
 And waltz down the aisle
 While you may
 Louise
 I'll gladly support you
 I'll even escort you...
 June
 And I'd gladly give you away
 Both
 Oh,. Momma, get married today!
 June
 If Momma was married there wouldn't be anymore:
 "Let me entertain you, let me make you smile!
 I would do some kicks!"
 Louise
 "I would do some tricks!"
 June
 Sing out, Louise!
 Louise
 Smile, baby!
 Momma, please take our advice
 We aren't The Lunts
 June
 I'm not Fanny Brice
 Both
 Momma, we'll buy you the rice
 If only this once
 You wouldn't think twice
 It could be so nice
 If Momma got married to stay
 Louise
 But Momma gets married
 June
 And...
 Louise
 Married
 June
 And...
 Louise
 Married
 Both
 And never gets carried away
 Oh, Momma...
 Oh, Momma...
 Oh, Momma...
 Get married today!