I'm Hip

I'm hip
 I'm no square
 I'm alert, I'm awake, I'm aware
 I am always on the scene
 Makin' the rounds
 Diggin' the sounds
 I read People Magazine
 'Cause I'm hip
 Like, dig!
 I'm in step
 When it was hip to be hep
 I was hep
 I don't blow but I'm a fan
 Look at me swing
 Ring a ding ding
 I even call my girlfriend "man"
 'Cause I'm hip
 Every Satuday night
 With my suit buttoned tight and my swedes on
 I'm gettin' my kicks
 Diggin' arty French flickes with my shades on
 I'm too much
 I'm a gas
 I am anything but middle class
 When I hang around the band
 Poppin' my thumbs
 Diggin' the drums
 Squares don't seem to understand
 Why I flip
 They're not hip
 Like I'm hip
 I'm hip!
 I'm on top of every trend
 Look at me go
 Vo-dee-o-do
 Sammy Davis knew my friend (sobbing)
 I'm hip
 But not weird
 Like you notice I don't wear a beard
 Beards were in but now they're out
 They had their day
 Now their passe
 Just ask me if you're in doubt
 'Cause I'm hip
 Now I'm deep into Zen
 Meditation and macrobiotics
 And as soon as I can
 I intend to get into narcotics
 'Cause I'm cool as a cuke
 I'm a cat, I'm a card, I'm a kook, kook, kook
 I get so much out of life
 Really, i do
 Skoo ba dee boo
 One more time play "Mack the Knife"
 Let 'er rip
 I may flip
 But I'm hip