Friends / Oh My My - Live

And I am all alone
 There is nobody here beside me
 But my problems have all gone
 There is no one to deride me
 A-But you got to have friends
 The feeling's oh so strong
 You got to have friends, mmm
 To make that day last long
 I had some friends, but they're gone, yeah
 Somethin' came and took them away
 And from the dusk until the dawn
 Here is where I'll stay
 I got to stay, woo!
 She called up the doctor
 To see what's the matter
 He said, "Come on over"
 I said, "Do I have to?"
 My knees started achin'
 My wrists started shakin'
 When the doctor said to me
 Oh, he said
 "Oh my my, oh my my
 Can you boogie? Can you slide?
 Oh my my, oh my my
 You can boogie if you try
 Oh my my, oh my my
 You know it's guaranteed to keep you alive"
 Whoa, no no no no no!
 Now don't make me go!
 The head nurse she blew in, just like a tornado
 When they started dancing
 I jumped off the table!
 I felt myself reeling, and as I was heeling
 This is what he said to me
 "Oh my my, oh my my
 Can you boogie? Can you slide?
 Oh my my, oh my my
 You can boogie if you try
 Oh my my, oh my my
 You know it's guaranteed to keep you alive"
 (Can you boogie?)
 Oh, my my my my my my my my
 (Can you boogie?)
 (Can you boogie?)
 Can I boogie?
 Can I boogie?
 (Can you boogie?)
 Can I boogie-woogie?
 (Can you boogie?)
 Yes I can, yes I can, yes I can
 (Can you boogie?)
 Yes I can, yes I can, yes I can
 (Can you boogie?)
 Yes I can, yes I can, yes I can
 (She can boogie)
 Can I boogie?
 (She can boogie)
 Can I boogie?
 What kinda asshole question is that?
 Hello, Cleveland
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 Did ya miss me?
 Good
 How many of you thought we were gonna do the entire show in the bed?
 How many of you were hoping we would do the entire show in the bed?
 I don't do shows in bed no more, I'm an artiste
 Now, this hospital motif was suggested to me
 By my recent stay in a very plush Beverly Hills medical center
 Now, many of you may have heard that I was stricken with appendicitis
 But I am here to tell you the truth, Cleveland
 And that is
 That in a spasm of sisterly generosity
 I donated my tits to Cher
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 And she was so glad to get 'em, I can't even begin to tell you
 Oh honey, we spared no expense for you this time
 We did it all!
 We washed, we showered, we shaved
 We FDS'd ourselves into a stuper
 And why, why did we do all this?
 I'll tell you why we did all this
 On account of we heard
 On account of we heard there was a depression going on out here
 And we all wanted to cheer ya up
 But y'all, y'all don't look too depressed
 Except for you honey, you look like shit!