Fit or Fat "Fat as I Am" - Live at the Improv

Fat as I am.
 Who wants to see a diva fat as I am?
 I get mistaken now for Lainie Kazan.
 How is it that I'm fat as I am?
 Fat as I am.
 The camera's gonna add a ton to my can.
 This is the way they say Godzilla began.
 How did I get as fat as I am?
 "Try it again."
 All of my friends say I should diet again;
 That all my fans are gonna riot again.
 "Look what happened to Liz."
 All of my sins
 are not as numerous as . . . all of my chins!
 I could audition for the doublemint twins.
 No one in the biz is as fat as I is.
 Ah, but what's a career
 when you put it next to knockwurst and beer?
 They could park a DC10 on my rear.
 God knows I got the gas!
 There goes the chair.
 But to tell the truth, I'm too fat to care!
 I ate a meatball off the floor right over there.
 Ah, you don't give a damn
 when you're fat as I am!