Bottle Of Jesus

I got my wine and cigarettes
 These twenty cents is all I got left
 Don't bother me, I'm trying to swim
 I guess I'll lay around all day
 Sit back and smile just fade away.
 A drunk yard dog is what I am
 Break out the bottle of Jesus
 Plug in the black light rosary
 Somebody's waiting to save me
 I know my neighbors wish I'd die
 I'm much too loud when I get high
 I think I'll send around some pie
 I'll spike that dish with a touch of herb
 It'll numb their lips
 And soothe their nerves
 I'll build my kingdom on the curb
 Break out the bottle of Jesus
 Plug in the black light rosary
 Somebody's waiting to save me
 Be it rain or shine
 I'll get high like summertime.
 It's an All-Americana party time
 Tell that landlord man
 I'll kick that bastard like a can
 It's an All-Americana party time
 I don't listen to rules or Gospel
 They're just trying to shut me up.
 Call me the master of "ole misfortune
 A weasel a weaselin' away.
 Dear Lord. Hold the sight.
 Oh Lord. Gonna set me free