Kitchen Man - 78 rpm Version

Madam Buff's was quite deluxe
 Servants by the score
 Footmen at each door
 Butlers and maids galore
 But one day Sam, her kitchen man
 Gave in his notice, he's through
 She cried, "Oh Sam, don't go
 It'll grieve me if you do"
 I love his cabbage gravy, his hash
 Crazy about his succotash
 I can't do without my kitchen man
 Wild about his turnip top
 Like the way he warms my chop
 I can't do without my kitchen man
 Anybody else can leave
 And I would only laugh
 But he means too much to me
 And you ain't heard the half
 Oh, his jelly roll is so nice and hot
 Never fails to touch the spot
 I can't do without my kitchen man
 His frankfurters are oh, so sweet
 How I like his sausage meat
 I can't do without my kitchen man
 Oh, how that boy can open clam
 No one else is can touch my ham
 I can't do without my kitchen man
 When I eat his doughnuts
 All I leave is the hole
 Any time he wants to
 Why, he can use my sugar bowl
 Oh, his baloney's really worth a try
 Never fails to satisfy
 I can't do without my kitchen man