Your Redneck Past

Choose from any number of magazines
 Who do you want to be?
 Billy Idol or Kool Moe Dee?
 If you're afraid they might discover your redneck past
 There are a hundred ways to cover your redneck past
 They'll never send you home
 Roots!
 The funny limbs that grow underground
 That keep you from falling down
 Don't you think that you'll need them now?
 Just find a place where no one knows of your redneck past
 Yeah, you can easily dispose of your redneck past
 You'll show them all back home
 Désolé, je suis americain
 Please cook my steak again
 Je suis americain
 Désolé, je ne parle pas français
 Laws vary from state to state
 Get you some books on tape
 To learn about holes in space
 If you're afraid they might uncover your redneck ass
 There are a hundred ways to cover your redneck past
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 It's good to be back home