Steven's Last Night in Town

Everyone gather 'round now, sing us a song
 Just in case, by tomorrow, it happens he's gone
 For two weeks and seven days, our fair, foreign friend
 I have this feeling we might never see Steven again
 But we thought he was gone and now he's come back again
 Last week, it was funny and now the joke's wearing thin
 'Cause everyone knows now that every night now
 Will be Steven's last night in town
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 He's charmed everyone here, except Tamara Easter
 Who later revealed to him her innermost secrets
 Won us over with stories about Linda McCartney
 Lost points with the ladies for saying
 He couldn't love a woman with cellulite
 But we thought he was gone and now he's come back again
 Last week, it was funny and now the joke's wearing thin
 'Cause everyone knows now that every night now
 Will be Steven's last night in town
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 Kick that shit, say!
 Kick that shit, say!
 Kick that shit, say!
 Kick that shit, say!
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 We were talking 'bout something, seems like was funny
 And then Steven got quiet, I think Steven was mad
 Maybe he wasn't mad, but we felt very strange in the moment
 But the moment was passed and forgotten about
 We thought he was gone but he's come back again
 Last week, it was funny and now the joke's wearing thin
 'Cause everyone knows now that every night now
 Will be Steven's last night in town