One Angry Dwarf and 200 Solemn Faces

September '75, I was 47 inches high
 My mom said by Christmas, I would have
 A badass mother GI Joe for your little minds to blow
 I still got beat up after class
 Yeah, now I'm big and important
 One angry dwarf and 200 solemn faces are you
 If you really want to see me, check the papers and the TV
 Look who's tellin' who what to do
 Kiss my ass goodbye
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 Don't give me that bullshit, you know who I am
 I'm your nightmare little man
 Vic, you stole my lunch money, made me cry
 Jane, remember second grade?
 Said you couldn't stand my face?
 Rather than kiss me, you said you'd rather die?
 I'm big and important
 One angry dwarf and 200 solemn faces are you
 If you really want to see me, check the papers and the TV
 Look who's tellin' who what to do
 No, kiss my ass goodbye
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 You'll be sorry one day, yes, you will, yes, you will
 You shouldn't push me around, 'cause I will, yes, I will
 You will be sorry when I'm big-ass, you will, yes, you will
 You will be sorry
 Now I'm big and important
 One angry dwarf and 200 solemn faces are you
 If you really want to see me, check the papers and the TV
 No, look who's tellin' who what to do
 Kiss my ass
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 Kiss my ass, kiss my ass goodbye now
 Kiss my ass, kiss my ass goodbye now
 Kiss my ass, kiss my ass goodbye now
 Kiss my ass, kiss my ass goodbye now
 September '75, I was 47 inches high
 September '75, September '75