Where It's At

There's a destination a little up the road
 From the habitations and the towns we know
 A place we saw, the lights turn low
 The jigsaw jazz and the get-fresh flow
 Pulling out jives and jamboree handouts
 Two turntables and a microphone
 Bottles and cans, just clap your hands
 Just clap your hands
 Where it's at
 I got two turntables and a microphone
 Where it's at
 I got two turntables and a microphone
 Where it's at
 I got two turntables and a microphone
 Where it's at
 (I got two turntables and a microphone)
 Take me home with my elevator bones
 Do it
 That was a good drum break
 Pick yourself up off the side of the road
 With your elevator bones and your whip-flash tones
 Members only hypnotizers
 Move through the room like ambulance drivers
 Shine your shoes with your microphone blues
 Hirsutes with your parachute fruits
 Passing the dutchie from coast to coast
 Like my man Gary Wilson (I rock the most)
 Where it's at
 I got two turntables and a microphone
 Where it's at
 I got two turntables and a microphone
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 What about those who swing both ways? AC-DC's?
 Let's make it out, baby
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 Two turntables and a microphone
 Two turntables and a microphone
 Two turntables and a microphone
 Two turntables and a microphone (we're all part of the total syndrome)
 Where it's at
 I got two turntables and a microphone
 Where it's at
 I got two turntables and a microphone
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 Oh, dear me, make our city's a two-horse town
 That's beautiful, dad
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 Got my microphone
 There's a destination a little up the road
 From the habitations and the towns we know
 A place we saw the lights turn low
 Jig-saw jazz and the get-fresh flow
 Pulling out jives and jamboree handouts
 Two turntables and a microphone
 Bottles and cans, just clap your hands
 Just clap your hands
 Where it's at
 I got two turntables and a microphone
 Where it's at
 I got two turntables and a microphone
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 I got plastic on my mind
 Let's make it out, baby
 Let's make it
 Let's make it out, baby
 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
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 Telephone plastic baby
 Ohh, so good
 Oh, so good
 Let's play good