Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer

You know Dasher and Dancer
 And Prancer and Vixen,
 Comet and Cupid
 And Donner and Blitzen.
 But do you recall
 The most famous reindeer of all?
 Is it Herman? (no)
 Is it Sherman? (no)
 Is it Eddie, is it Freddy (no, no, no)
 Is it Elton? (no)
 Is it Billy? (no)
 Is it Sting perhaps?
 (Oh you'll never ever get it)
 (Don't snap your caps)
 Rudolph the red-nosed reindeer
 Had a very shiny nose
 And if you ever saw it
 You would even say it glows
 All of the other reindeer
 Used to laugh and call him names
 They never let poor Rudolph
 Play in any reindeer games
 Then one foggy Christmas Eve
 Santa came to say
 Rudolph with your nose so bright
 Won't you guide my sleigh tonight?
 Then all the reindeer loved him
 And they shouted out with glee
 "Rudolph the red-nosed reindeer
 You'll go down in history!"
 You better keep your nose
 A red red rose
 (You better keep your beak
 All pink and sweet)
 You better keep your shnaz
 Maroon because
 You will go down in history