Bermuda Triangle

We decide to get away
 And have some fun
 Book a room and catch a flight
 For two weeks in the sun
 She says, "Hawaii's too expensive."
 I say, "Barbados isn't bad."
 She says, "I'd love to see Bermuda."
 And I say, "Woman, are you mad!"
 Bermuda Triangle
 It makes people disappear
 Bermuda Triangle
 Don't go too near
 But she
 Doesn't see my angle
 And she thinks I'm being dumb
 So Bermuda Triangle
 Here we come!
 Lying with my woman on
 The island sand
 I look up and see her with
 A stranger, hand in hand
 I see her sitting on his blanket
 I see them going for a swim
 And when I run to find my woman
 I find her running after him!
 Bermuda Triangle
 Makes my woman disappear
 Bermuda Triangle
 Don't go too near
 Looking
 At it from my angle
 Do you see why I'm so sad
 Oh Bermuda Triangle
 Very bad!
 Lying lost and lonely on
 The island sand,
 When a lovely stranger says
 Hello and takes my hand
 And soon she's sitting on my blanket
 And then we're going for a swim
 When I say, "what about your boyfriend?"
 She turns and waves goodbye to him!
 Bermuda Triangle
 It makes people disappear
 Bermuda Triangle
 Don't go to near
 But look
 At it from my angle
 And you'll see what I'm so glad
 Now Bermuda Triangle
 Not so bad!