Opening/You'll Never Know (with Lauren Frost, Alec Ledd & Randee Heller). - Live

Okay, let's get started we are on the clock
 This is costing a fortune 25 dollars in hour
 Pull up your socks
 Ma' who's gonna sing?
 Alright, alright stand up tall
 Oh-oh, you know there a part I meant to talk about (huh?)
 In the middle where you play alone (yeah)
 Don't you think it's a little too long I really think you should shorten it (shorten it?)
 I have a better idea, why don't you just cut it out completely
 Kid, just do what I tell ya
 Listen to him Barbra
 Don't you think it's a little bit too long?
 Alright, let's rehearse the ending, here's how it goes (stop, stop fidgeting, I'm not)
 Pay attention
 You'll never know if you don't know now
 Okay? Nice and simple, you got it kid?
 Yeah, I got it
 Don't change a note (okay, okay)
 If there is some other way to prove that I love you
 I swear, I don't know how
 You'll never know if you don't know now
 You did that wrong
 I-I don't understand, we've rehearsed this for hours
 You do it different every time
 I can't get her to sing the same thing twice
 She doesn't listen (she never listens)
 Well, who does she think she is?
 She told me to cut my solo, she said it was too long
 So you play on my record, let's rehearse
 I play the Catskills for God's sake
 She ain't never gonna play the Catskills
 What key do I sing in you'll never know?