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Miss marmelstein! miss marmelstein! miss marmelstein!
 Oh, why is it always miss marmelstein?
 Miss marmelstein? miss marmelstein?
 Other girls get called by their first names right away
 They get cozy intimate ... do you know what I mean?
 Nobody calls me: "hey, baby doll!" (marmelstein)
 Or "honey dear" or "sweetie pie"
 Even my first name would be preferable
 Though it's terrible, it might be better: it's yetta!
 Or perhaps my second name that's tessye
 Spells t-e-s-s-y-e
 But no, no, it's always miss marmelstein! (Miss marmelstein! miss marmelstein! miss marmelstein!)
 Even "hey there babe!" thought not respectable
 Ain't so object able
 It's kind of crummy but chummy
 Of course if I got married, that would do it
 So, where's the lucky guy? ha?
 Till then it still is miss marmelstein!
 Everyday i get tied of being nots
 Miss marmelstein! miss marmelstein!
 Miss marmelstein! miss marmelstein!
 I could bust!