Styrofoam

In 1941, a physicist named Ray McEntire
 Rediscovered a method
 First discovered by Carl Munters
 An inventor from Sweden
 You knew that, right?
 Yeah, I looked it up
 Anyway, ol' Ray found a way
 To make large quantities
 Of extrudent polystyrene
 In a closed-cell foam form
 That was resistant to moisture
 But you and I know it as styrofoam
 Which reminds me, tonight, on my way home
 I need to hit the Kwik Sak
 And for five bucks, I got myself a portable box
 I can fill with ice and keep all my Natty Lights
 Nice and cold
 You gotta love styrofoam
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 You can cram it down in your flower pots
 Get it in peanut form and fill up a box
 So that the crappy ash tray
 That your kid made in class
 To send to Grandpappy
 Don't get cracked along the way
 Hey, it's also used to make rafts for the US Military
 I'm for anything that supports the US Military
 Thousands of usages, all kinds of stuff
 And that includes forty-four ounce cups
 Styrofoam
 I fill it half-way up with Diet Coke
 And top it off with brown liquor
 Now, I'll walk down Main Street
 And catch me a buzz
 Right up underneath the nose of the fuzz
 'Cause of styrofoam
 You gotta love styrofoam
 I know I do
 Some folks say, "Hey, what about Mother Nature?
 It decomposes so slow"
 I'm no scientist, all I know is this
 Beer I'm drinkin' is so cold
 Thanks to
 
 Styrofoam
 Styrofoam
 Styrofoam
 So thank you, Ray McEntire
 Thank you, Carl Munters
 And thanks, Steve (Steve!)
 The guy at the Kwik Sak
 Styrofoam
 Styrofoam