Martha Divine

I've got this feelin'
 And I got this shovel
 Between me and you and it, you're in a little trouble
 I saw you sneakin'
 And I know what happened
 I think it's kinda funny you got caught
 Only I ain't laughin'
 Martha Divine, Martha Divine
 You put your hands on the wrong damn man this time
 Jezebel, you're bound for Hell
 But evidently, the Devil was busy so I moved you up in line
 Martha Divine
 Well, you call him 'Darling'
 And I call him 'Daddy'
 And Daddy says he'll whoop me if I don't keep Momma happy
 "Honor thy father"
 "Honor thy mother"
 But the Bible doesn't say a damn thing about your daddy's lover
 Martha Divine, Martha Divine
 You put your hands on the wrong damn man this time
 Jezebel, you're bound for Hell
 But evidently, the Devil was busy so I moved you up in line
 Martha Divine
 Momma's an angel
 My daddy isn't
 Looks like a little more of him rubbed off on me than didn't
 Well, I'll leave you to it
 They'll never prove it
 And if they ever find out, I'll say, "The Devil made me do it"
 Martha Divine, Martha Divine
 You put your hands on the wrong damn man this time
 Martha Divine, your ass is mine
 And it ain't murder if I bury you alive
 Martha Divine