Slap Dash for No Cash

Slap dash for no cash
 Those are the records I like
 Slap dash for no cash
 When something doesn't sound quite right
 Why isn't everyone trying to sound like U2?
 It's not a very cool thing to do
 Why would you want to sound like U2?
 Just press record and play it straight through
 They call it lo-fi, if you say so
 Cool your warm jets, Brian Eno
 Slap dash for no cash
 Those are the records I like
 Slap dash for no cash
 When something doesn't sound quite right
 Slap dash for no cash
 Those are the records I like
 Slap dash for no cash
 When something doesn't sound quite right
 Slap dash for no cash
 Slap dash for no cash
 Slap dash for no cash
 Slap dash for no cash
 Slap dash for no cash
 Slap dash for no cash
 Slap dash for no cash
 Slap dash for no cash
 I love the sound of background noise
 I wanna hear the crack in the singer's voice
 Fingers moving on the fret board
 Every time he plays a new chord
 I hear his friends hanging around
 I hear him play an instrument he just found
 I hear a low buzzing sound
 I hear his parents hanging around
 I hear his parents saying "turn it down"
 I hear his parents saying "turn it down"
 I hear his parents saying "turn it down!"
 Cool your warm jets, Brian Eno
 Slap dash for no cash
 Those are the records I like
 Slap dash for no cash
 When something doesn't sound quite right
 Slap dash for no cash
 Those are the records I like
 Slap dash for no cash
 When something doesn't sound quite right
 Slap dash for no cash
 Those are the records I buy