Moving To L.A.

There's not much glam about the English weather
 There's nothing left keeping us together
 Sunshine on a rainy day
 Makes me wanna move away
 I think I've got it sorted
 I'm going to get myself deported
 I'm considering a move to LA
 (He's considering a move to LA)
 I'm considering a move to LA
 (He's considering a move to LA)
 I'm considering a move to LA
 (He's considering a move to LA)
 Hang around with Axl Rose
 Buy myself some brand new clothes
 Everything is gonna be just fine
 I hear the murder rate is in decline
 I'll do me some relaxin'
 Maybe grab a piece of action
 I'm considering a move to LA
 (He's considering a move to LA)
 I'm considering a move to LA
 (He's considering a move to LA)
 I'm considering a move to LA
 (He's considering a move to LA)
 When I get off that plane, the first thing I'm gonna do is
 Strip naked to the waist and ride my Harley Davidson
 Up and down Sunset Strip
 Hmm, I might even get a tattoo
 My problems are never gonna find me
 I'm not sending one letter or even a postcard back
 I'm drinking Hennessy with Morrissey
 On a beach, out of reach, somewhere very far away
 I'm considering a move to LA
 (He's considering a move to LA)
 I'm considering a move to LA
 (He's considering a move to LA)
 I'm considering a move to LA
 (He's considering a move to LA)
 Goodbye