Bad Comedian

I spent some time trying to begin
 I spent some time drunk at the internet
 I spent some time that I now regret
 Who's this guy that you just met?
 You're walking around like luxurious dream
 He dresses like he came free with the enemy
 How can you bear to hold his hand?
 And then he says his name in comic sans
 He's a bad comedian
 I don't know what you see in him
 He's a bad comedian
 I don't know what you see in him
 He's a bad comedian
 I don't know what you see in him
 He's a bad comedian
 I don't know what you see in him
 He's a bad
 How does he make you laugh like I used to do
 He tells jokes, I can't relate
 How can he make you laugh like I used to do
 He tells jokes that I can't relate to
 He's a bad comedian
 He's a bad comedian
 He's a bad comedian