Who Needs You?

If you ever need me
 You know where to call me
 And if you ever want me
 You know where to write me
 But you never call me
 And no, you never write me
 So, who needs you?
 Who needs you? Yeah
 Take a pen, a pencil
 A hand, a little item
 Or the telephone, dear
 Why you want to fight 'em
 How much can it cost you
 Why don't you get lost, dear?
 Who needs you?
 Who needs you? Yeah
 You came on like a big deal
 And thought that you could bag me
 But listen, Mr. Big Wheel
 All you do is drag me
 When I really need you
 You just can't be found, dear
 And when I really want you
 You're nowhere around, dear
 So all this big production
 Leads to one deduction
 Who needs you?
 Who needs you? Yeah
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 You came on like a big deal
 And thought that you could bag me
 But listen, Mr. Big Wheel
 All you do is drag me
 When I really need you
 You just can't be found, dear
 And when I really want you
 You're nowhere around, dear
 So all this big production
 Just leads to one deduction
 Who needs you?
 Who needs you now?
 Who needs you?
 Who needs you now?
 Who needs you?
 Who needs you?