How to Murder Your Wife

Strangle your darling with diamonds
 Drown her in sparkling champagne
 Dresses from all the softer line once
 Will drive the lady insane
 Oh, mediterranean villa
 Wears down resistance for life
 And then shroud your endowed in chinchilla
 You're just about free now, oh she's too weak to see now
 So finish her off, tell her you love her
 And that's how to murder your wife
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 Smother that girl in all of that chinchilla
 You're just about free now, oh she's too weak to see now
 So finish her off, tell her you love her
 And that's how to murder your wife
 Just smother that girl down in chinchilla
 Ooh, and that's how you bump off your wife
 Just smother her down in those minks and chinchilla's
 And that's how you murder your wife