Red Light Indicates Doors Are Secured

We'll ask if we can have six in
 If not, we'll have to have two
 Well, you're comin' up at our end, aren't ya?
 So I'll get one with you
 Won't he let us have six in?
 Especially not with the food
 He could have just told us no, though
 He didn't have to be rude
 You see her with the green dress?
 She talked to me at the bar
 Well, how come it's already two pound 50?
 We've only gone about a yard
 Didn't you see she were gorgeous?
 She were beyond belief
 But this lad at the side drinkin' his Smirnoff Ice
 Came and paid for her Tropical Reef
 And I'm sitting, going backwards
 And I didn't want to leave
 I said, "It's High Green, mate
 Via Hillsborough, please"
 Well, how funny were that sketch earlier
 Up near that taxi rank?
 Oh, no, you would have missed it
 Think it were when you went to the bank
 These two lads squarin' up, proper shoutin'
 'Bout who were next in the queue
 The kind of thing that'd seem so silly
 But not when they've both had a few
 Well, calm down, temper, temper
 We just shouldn't get so annoyed
 Well, you're actin' like a silly little boy
 Oh, they wanted to be men
 And do some fightin' in the street
 He said, "No surrender, no chance of retreat"
 And so why are they in the taxi?
 'Cause I didn't wanna leave
 I said, "It's High Green, mate
 Via Hillsborough, please"
 Well, drunken plots hatched to jump it
 Ask around, "Are you sure?"
 Went for it, but the red light was showin'
 And red light indicates doors are secure