Mr Schwartz

Put your heavy metal to the test
 There might be half a love song in it all for you
 Timing-wise, it's probably for the best
 Come here and kiss me now before it gets too cute
 Mr Schwartz is staying strong for the crew
 Wardrobe's lint rolling your velveteen suit
 And smudging dubbing on your dancing shoes
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 Gradually, it's coming into view
 It's like your little directorial debut
 As fine a time as any to deduce
 The fact that neither you or I has ever had a clue
 But Mr Schwartz is staying strong for the crew
 Wardrobe's lint rolling your velveteen suit
 And smudging dubbing on your dancing shoes
 And if we guess who I'm pretending to be
 Do we win a prize?
 Having attempted twice, both incorrectly
 Do we get a third try?
 ♪
 The gloved hand's reachin' in to hit the switch
 There's not one goddamn thing that you can do about it
 But Mr Schwartz is having tea with the grips
 Asking after all the wives and the kids
 It's at the heart of what the business is
 
 Put your heavy metal to the test
 There might be half a love song in it all for you
 Timing-wise, it's probably for the best
 Come here and kiss me now before it gets too cute
 Mr Schwartz is staying strong for the crew
 Wardrobe's lint rolling your velveteen suit
 And smudging dubbing on your dancing shoes
 ♪
 Gradually, it's coming into view
 It's like your little directorial debut
 As fine a time as any to deduce
 The fact that neither you or I has ever had a clue
 But Mr Schwartz is staying strong for the crew
 Wardrobe's lint rolling your velveteen suit
 And smudging dubbing on your dancing shoes
 And if we guess who I'm pretending to be
 Do we win a prize?
 Having attempted twice, both incorrectly
 Do we get a third try?
 ♪
 The gloved hand's reachin' in to hit the switch
 There's not one goddamn thing that you can do about it
 But Mr Schwartz is having tea with the grips
 Asking after all the wives and the kids
 It's at the heart of what the business is
 
 Put your heavy metal to the test
 There might be half a love song in it all for you
 Timing-wise, it's probably for the best
 Come here and kiss me now before it gets too cute
 Mr Schwartz is staying strong for the crew
 Wardrobe's lint rolling your velveteen suit
 And smudging dubbing on your dancing shoes
 ♪
 Gradually, it's coming into view
 It's like your little directorial debut
 As fine a time as any to deduce
 The fact that neither you or I has ever had a clue
 But Mr Schwartz is staying strong for the crew
 Wardrobe's lint rolling your velveteen suit
 And smudging dubbing on your dancing shoes
 And if we guess who I'm pretending to be
 Do we win a prize?
 Having attempted twice, both incorrectly
 Do we get a third try?
 ♪
 The gloved hand's reachin' in to hit the switch
 There's not one goddamn thing that you can do about it
 But Mr Schwartz is having tea with the grips
 Asking after all the wives and the kids
 It's at the heart of what the business is