Mardy Bum

Well, now then, mardy bum
 I've seen your frown
 And it's like looking down the barrel of a gun
 And it goes off
 And out come all these words
 Oh, there's a very pleasant side to you
 A side I much prefer
 It's one that laughs and jokes around
 Remember cuddles in the kitchen
 Yeah, to get things off the ground
 And it was up, up and away
 Oh, but it's right hard to remember that
 On a day like today when you're all argumentative
 And you've got the face on
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 Well, now then, mardy bum
 Oh I'm in trouble again, aren't I?
 I thought as much
 'Cause you turned over there
 And pulling that silent disappointment face
 The one that I can't bear
 Well can't we just laugh and joke around?
 Remember cuddles in the kitchen
 Yeah, to get things off the ground
 And it was up, up and away
 Oh, but it's right hard to remember that
 On a day like today when you're all argumentative
 And you've got the face on
 And yeah, I'm sorry I was late
 But I missed the train
 And then the traffic was a state
 And I can't be arsed to carry on in this debate
 That reoccurs oh when you say I don't care
 But of course I do, yeah, I clearly do
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 So laugh and joke around
 Remember cuddles in the kitchen?
 Yeah, to get things off the ground
 And it was up, up and away
 Ah but it's right hard to remember that
 On a day like today when you're all argumentative
 And you've got the face on